Hee hee, love this – I’ve found a website that generates the most ridiculous Artist’s statements: http://artybollocks.com/
“My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and vegetarian ethics.
With influences as diverse as Machiavelli and Francis Bacon, new variations are crafted from both mundane and transcendant structures.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the essential unreality of meaning. What starts out as yearning soon becomes debased into a manifesto of distress, leaving only a sense of dread and the chance of a new reality.
As intermittent derivatives become distorted through studious and academic practice, the viewer is left with a testament to the edges of our existence.”